Today at the library, I learned all about morphsuits, or what I initially thought was a bootlegged Rubber Man* costume. Friend Christine saw these costumes at Party City, and we were both just so stunned! Why? Because when we learned about the costume via Babelgum.com (where they call it “zentai”), we discovered that it’s actually a fetish thing like the whole furry trend. We didn’t understand, but that’s ok. Maybe a four-minute long video of zentai intimacy will help you understand instead. Can you believe it’s on YouTube?

* American Horror Story ref, duh!