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Beginning To Think Emmett Has The Best Anecdotes
Uncle Vic: Fine. Then I'll just have to live with [being a registered sex offender].
Emmett: That's just what Mr. Pettigrew said. High school teacher back home in Hazelhurst. He was accused of exposing himself to one of his students. He swore it wasn't true, that the kid was lying 'cause he flunked him.
Uncle Vic: And I suppose you're going to tell me he was beaten to death? Or hung himself in his jail cell?
Emmett: No. No, he went to live with his spinster sister in Meridian. When he died a few years later, they say he put in his will that he didn't want his name on his tombstone... because it was worthless.
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“I’d rather be fucking cynical than fucking in denial.”
– Emmett, Queer As Folk
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Gay Parents Rule in San Antonio →
lymetickerus:
So awesome!
Look at the standards that I have to match! All these gay people living the dream… sigh! I will never be as good as my fellow gay San Antonians.
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“…reasoning will never make a man correct an ill opinion, which by...”
– Jonathan Swift, Letter To A Young Clergyman (9th January 1720)
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“Glee really defines us as a generation.”
– (via unpopularstatements)
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STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING: George Clooney has malaria →
Personally, I’ve never cared for this guy, so wha’evah.
Anonyme a demandé : can you post a picture of yourself?
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Confession Du Jour #5203
Our Hero recently returned to school, and he’s not coping too well. I’m sure my readers can tell by the lack of updates in the past week. They went from, like, 58392058390532 posts per day down to one measly update every other day. How sad! I’ve also lost two followers due my newfound tedium. Given my Tumblr “ranking,” if you will, two followers is a big deal. Anyway,...
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Lire la vidéoFriend Sarah writes: “Ok, cancer isn’t funny and everyone should get checked, but this PSA is a freaking hilarious trainwreck.”
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“Were you two even born when the first Toy Story came out?”
– Toy Story 3 director LEE UNKRICH, accepting his Golden Globe for Best Director, to presenters Justin Bieber and Haley Steinfeld, who probably weren’t. (via inothernews) While I understand the sentiment, I felt that this comment was kind of awkward. The kids stood there slightly offended like they...
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“And I want to thank all the female nominees tonight for helping demonstrate to...”
– Aaron Sorkin, screenwriter for The Social Network accepting his Golden Globe award.
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