février 2012
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Still Have 'A Piece of Work' In My Netflix Queue
Andy: Well, this is deep: what is Joan Rivers's greatest triumph & greatest regret?
Joan: My greatest triumph is I slept with Robert Mitchum—
Andy: [laughing]
Joan: —and my greatest regret is he didn't call me back! I should have douched! It was my fault. Mea culpa! Meanwhile, his widow is just crying & crying...
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Why Aren't You Watching 'Watch What Happens Live'?
Andy: Okay, so why do you think Brandi had such an issue with you, and where are you guys now?
Taylor: Because Brandi's dying to be a permanent castmember on our show, and so she thinks by saying explosive things that she's going to get the job.
Andy: Really?
Taylor: That's exactly what I think.
Andy: 'Cause a lot of people think she just speaks her mind & is filterless.
Taylor: [grinning pause to the laughter of the production crew]
Andy: Well this is... this is... okay, so basically...
Taylor: That should be a short segment if she's gonna speak her mind.
Andy: Oooh!
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Andy Cohen is so wastey-face on tonight's Watch...
I kinda love it.
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“When I made The Devil Wears Prada, it was the first time in my life that a man...”
– Meryl Streep, on how men view her roles (via nprfreshair)
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Archdiocese joins protest against Obama... →
The lede: A new federal policy requiring faith-based organizations to make birth control free to employees has triggered a protest by Catholic laypeople and clergy. They’re calling for its reversal and say the Obama administration betrayed promises to reform health care without hurting religious liberties. Boooo. Just as bad as when he shelved gay mass. What a jerk.
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dfnaylor a demandé : good day fellow san antonionianianian. your tumblr? i like this shit
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janvier 2012
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100 best first lines from novels →
discoverynews:
1. Call me Ishmael. - Herman Melville, Moby-Dick (1851)
2. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (1813)
3. A screaming comes across the sky. - Thomas Pynchon, Gravity’s Rainbow (1973)
keep reading
I see you, Discovery News, and I raise you the Bulwer-Lytton...
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I am stuck at school and tired and cold and hungry and wet because the stupid forecaster said only 30% chance rain today and now it is pouring and I have no umbrella nor poncho and all I have had to eat is a pop tart and the rain is making me colder than I should be and I woke up at 8 this morning and I have been nonstop (like nonstop) studying since then. And now it is tumblr’s turn to hear...
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“You were so flushed with feeling for Professor Spitz. It was so screwed up. Not...”
– Our Hero’s new bathroom book is The Underminer. This excerpt comes from page 16 (only page 16!), when I burst into a fit of laughter all alone on my toilet. I’m sure you needed to know that.
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Dear Coke Talk: On fun-sized advice. →
dearcoketalk:
Dear Coquette,
How do I find the beauty to become confident if I hate everything about myself? You did not hate yourself as a child. Somewhere along the way, you learned how. Retrace your steps and unlearn. Forgive yourself, and get rid of the negativity.
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